Lonely Hearts Club Classifieds
For all you love struck clams and frisky fish out there here is this weeks Loneley Hearts Club. Click on the profile pics to find out more about our sexy sea singles.
Crabbit
Fiery, rock n roll super crab. Likes to spend evenings on his Tide-cruiser 500 Saline Injection Turbo, pursuing scrummy scallops. Prepare for never-ending fun with his 12 x 6 inch claws. Looking for laid back NSA aquatic action with a cool crazy rock lobstess. Preferable claw size: D or above. Get in touch if you can handle it..
Julie Jellyfish
Just because I'm classically trained, doesn't mean I don't know how to let my hair down. I'm sick of wandering tentacles and clingy barnacles. So if you're a real Man-O-War, you can usually find me at Camden Rock on the Death Raye and Alternative Sonar nights.
Postman Prawn
Pink, perky postprawn seeks sassy, sociable suitor to go for cocktails. Must be into langoustining, watching prawn and be willing to empty my mail sack on a Sunday. King of Post will only respond to Royal Mail. 1 Coral Way, Kelp Heights, Atlantic Ocean.
Stella Starfish
Fun-loving Stella is fluent in Whale, enjoys skimmed milk frappucinos on soy, astronomy and has an oceanic penchant for crab meat.This active asteroidean loves going out on the sea bed, is a big time party fish and LOVES to gossip. Xoxo. Look out for anaerobic DVDS. In stores, ocean wide now. Lol.5
Michelle
Beautiful, bubbly mollusc seeking creative crustacean for moonlit seaweed dinners, seahorse riding and maybe more... WLTM someone to open my shell to. Call my shellphone 555-michelle. TTFN xx
Hermie
Calm, clever, crustacean WLTM aquatic companion for fun, frolics and full on protection. Enjoys sea-horse racing, caviar and vintage ports. Shellfish creatures need not apply. Cmail me at: h.crab@atlanticonline.com